Posting in limbo

Would you give up your seat on an overbooked flight for $100?

No.

For $200?

No.

For $200, and a confirmed seat on a flight in three hours?

Uh…

For a free roundtrip ticket to anywhere in the 48 states?

Uh...

For a free roundtrip ticket to anywhere in the 48 states, and a guaranteed seat on a flight that’ll get you back home in time for dinner?

Uh…

For a free roundtrip ticket to anywhere in the 48 states, and a guaranteed seat on a flight that’ll get you back home in time for dinner, and access to WiFi during your three-hour wait at La Guardia?

Do you even need to ask?